🛍️ All the Good Stuff

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Merch so good, you'll forget it's technically about farts.

6 products

Apparel

The shirt that started it all. Wear it to family dinner. Watch what happens.

Apparel

A hat so fresh it's practically odorless. Practically.

Stickers & Accessories

8 glossy stickers. Stick them everywhere. Your laptop. Your water bottle. Your boss's car. (We're joking. Mostly.)

Stickers & Accessories

3 enamel pins. Collect them all. Trade with friends. Confuse your grandparents.

Apparel

Cozy. Loud. Impossible to ignore. Just like the real thing.

Apparel

Same great tee. Now in bubblegum pink. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.