About Us
It started with a card game. And a little girl. And a fart.
Chapter 1: The Card Game
It was a perfectly normal card game. Everyone had an alter ego. A name they went by at the table. Serious business. High stakes. Full commitment.
One kid's alter ego? Shippa. Cool. Mysterious. A little chaotic. Perfect.
Chapter 2: The Fart
Then she farted.
Not a little one. Not a polite one. The kind that stops the game. The kind that makes everyone freeze for exactly one second before the whole room loses it completely.
From that moment on, she wasn't just Shippa. She was Shippa Farts. And honestly? She owned it.
Chapter 3: The Brand
We couldn't let a moment that perfect just disappear into the void. It deserved to be on a shirt. On a hat. On a sticker slapped on someone's water bottle at the gym.
So here we are. A whole brand built on one kid, one card game, and one very well-timed fart. We think that's beautiful. Shippa thinks it's hilarious. She's right.
Our Core Values
Laughter First
If it doesn't make you laugh, we didn't do our job.
Family Friendly
Silly, not gross. Funny, not offensive. All ages welcome.
Quality Always
The jokes are cheap. The merch is not. We take quality seriously.
Embrace the Absurd
Life is short. Wear the funny hat. Buy the fart stickers.